About LoranChumoFK
Austin Peck:
Austin Peck Nude
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Information:
Name: Austin Peck
Born: 1971-04-09
Height: 1.88
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Filmography:
Days of Our Lives (1999), Days of Our Lives (2006), As the World Turns (0), Are You a Serial Killer (2002), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (2002)
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Michael Trucco:
Michael Trucco
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Information:
Name: Michael Trucco
Born: 1970-06-22
Height: 1.91
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Filmography:
Confessions of a Sexist Pig (1998), Strong Medicine (2005), Pensacola (1997), Battlestar Galactica (2006), CSI (2002)
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What do you call an
elephant that lies
across the middle of a tennis court ?
Annette !
SeabrocMakolmRV
When a knight in armour was killed in
battle, what sign did they put on
his grave ?
Rust in peace !
HallEtiennedc
Q: How do you
know a blonde likes you?
A:
She screws you two nights in a row.
BericConalPp
I
failed every subject except for
algebra.
How did you keep from failing that?
I didn't take algebra!
ColinMelvonRd
First monster: That
pretty girl over there
just rolled her eyes at me.
Second monster: Well you'd better roll
them back to her, she might
need them.
ArwystliBaxterJM
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my
tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my
appendix, but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of
you!
NaotoShouuk
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
GowMilCs
Judge: What is your
relationship with the
plaintiff?
A: She is my daughter.
Judge: Was she your daughter on
February 13, 1979?
LiosliathGeraghtypx
Q: What's the difference between Hillary
Clinton
and a pit bull?
A: The pit bull doesn't carry a
briefcase.
BradwenChagiarI
Did you hear about the Mexican
bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.
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